I don't know what else to put here so I'll put this. I thought it was pretty funny!.
Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop
1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares,"
and see what happens.
4. Put some M&M's on lay away.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring
pillows from the bedding department.
6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.
9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
